How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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