She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
operation have a gay friend backfired
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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