I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Dicks are not precious.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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