Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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