i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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