Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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