her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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