cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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