Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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