what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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