Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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