guys are not supposed to queef...right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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