careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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