I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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