In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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