I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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