She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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