so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
