Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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