and you said cock pushups were impossible
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
3 2 1 whiskey
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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