They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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