Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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