you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Less talking, more tequila
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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