my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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