Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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