Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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