Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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