Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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