He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Rumble strips road head = magical
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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