So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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