Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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