if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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