Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?