check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up