she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients