is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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