Are we in a gay sports bar?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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