The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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