belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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