im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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