I wannas sexs uuuuu
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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