Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
