i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
COCAINE IS GR8
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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