I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Floor bacon is actually really good
I would ride that face into the sunset
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