if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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