I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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