Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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