Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Bring me that man meat
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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