Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize