I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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