I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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