it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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