It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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