You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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