i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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