There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
