For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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