Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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