I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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