sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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