i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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