Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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