Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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